stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via dulect)

thecommonchick:

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

(via holycatrimony)

thegaymerist:

“how’s your summer?”

(via lookitzedgar)

deathgripsforcutie:

“dont i get a hug?”

(via humorrelated)

chickemuqqets:

having your friends phone like

(via legalwifi)